Half of People Are Smarter Than Average
I recently saw one of the most idiotic headlines I can recall:
Half of Our Children’s Dental Health Is Worse than National Average
It is, of course, true. By definition, half of anything is worse than average! And no matter how hard we try, we will never be able to improve that percentage. Tragically, 50% will always be below average, no matter what we're talking about.
Hmm… I wonder what other ridiculous headlines we could create along these lines?
- Half of All Dentists More Homicidal than Average
- 50% of Dental Hygienists Are More Attractive than the Average Hygienist
- Half of All Americans More Superstitious than Average American
















Ricky Gervais, best known for leading the cast of "The Office" in the UK, is now starring in a new romantic comedy. "Ghost Town" follows a misanthropic dentist who flatlines on the operating table and wakes up with the ability to see dead people.

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