Half of People Are Stupider Than Average

Half of People Are Smarter Than Average

I recently saw one of the most idiotic headlines I can recall:

Half of Our Children’s Dental Health Is Worse than National Average

It is, of course, true. By definition, half of anything is worse than average! And no matter how hard we try, we will never be able to improve that percentage. Tragically, 50% will always be below average, no matter what we’re talking about.

Hmm… I wonder what other ridiculous headlines we could create along these lines?

 

  • Half of All Dentists More Homicidal than Average
  • 50% of Dental Hygienists Are More Attractive than the Average Hygienist
  • Half of All Americans More Superstitious than Average American

 

 

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+Jim Du Molin is a leading Internet marketing expert for dentists in North America. He has helped hundreds of doctors make more money in their practices using his proven Internet marketing techniques.

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