Used Dental Floss Makes Headlines…

…Especially if it’s Paris Hilton’s!

Sometimes the news is interesting, but I feel a little dirty about sharing it…
Oh well.

Paris Hilton’s used dental floss just sold for $1,000. Yes, you read that correctly. The floss was purchased by online casino Golden Palace, a company that’s already accumulated an impressive (?) collection of celebrity trash that includes Britney Spears’ pregnancy test. (The $75,000 they spent on William Shatner’s kidney stone was donated to Habitat for Humanity, so at least there’s a silver lining…)

The precious dental floss (smudged with lipstick and retrieved from the trash outside her home) was collected by Hollywood Star Trash, a company that specializes in exactly what you think they specialize in. They’re currently plugging their upcoming release of John Travolta’s trash.

I can’t bring myself to say anything… you can insert your own comments here.